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Blobby Harold, Satan's Best by Hobbit-Almighty, literature

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Blobby Harold, Satan's Best

Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Harold who always dreamed of becoming the world's best Satanic salesman. He trained every day for 666 hours in order to beat his rival, The Humongous Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Harold came armed with a Furbie and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Harold emerged as the blobby victor! His achievement is celebrated every Saint Swithin's Day.

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Crepuscular creatures roam the night streets Bats spiraling drunkenly Flutter back and forth in cones of yellow Grey bodies rub circles under their eyes Using only the tips of their hard fingers Sketching moons and the devouration of the virgin. The drone of crickets circles and returns With a cry of danger! danger! The rug seller dies pressed between two walls Innocence doesn’t know Yet, Hoping to receive the dollars’ mercy. Too many ends And not enough heads, Too meadow narcs and Just three dead; Water turns to mist and then water again.

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Disney High: Cultured Savagery by CharlotteACavatica, literature

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Disney High: Cultured Savagery

Shere Khan kept his two favorite books on his nightstand. The second most-read was Sun Tzu's The Art of War. He'd had it since he was a young man, and he had read it through roughly a hundred times. Shere Khan treated it a bit like a prayer book, reading one maxim a day as a routine, more if his heart was in need of soothing. The other was the 1922 Emily Post's Etiquette. He owned more modern editions--he'd bought each one as it came out and read it cover to cover--but this was the heirloom his mother had given him as a boy, and it was quite special to him. His mother had been a crea

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Jun 6, 2013

Life Goals

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I think I've become less of a shitty person over time.

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Hobbit-Almighty

Jan 11, 2012

Fun times.

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Tagged by:  http://carlaivy.deviantart.com/ Rules: 1.You must post these rules. 2.Each person must post 11 things about themselves in their journal. 3.Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create eleven new questions for the people you tag to answer. 4.You have to choose 11 people to tag and post their icons on your journal. (Screw that.) 5.Go to their page and tell them you have tagged him/her. 6.No tag backs. (I don't know enough people, oh noes!) - Sarcasm 7.No stuff in the tagging section about "you are tagged if you are reading this." You legitimately (AKA, really, truly, with all honesty) have to tag 11

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Hobbit-Almighty

Jan 13, 2011

It involves...biology?

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Holy crap.  I am undergoing vulcan pon farr.  My symptoms include hyperactivity, aggression, accelerated heart rate, rapid mood swings, and horniness. @_@ I hoped to be spared this. :D Unpleasant, but what a fantastic "Trek in Real Life" for ST Club! XD In other news, OMG, I am ordering graduation trappings on Saturday.  O_O No words.